hahaharuka:

if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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katnisscarter: authoritydangerheartkilljoy: I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking i can already tell that this is going to be a tragic movie and will break my heart. i’ll probably need to bring a box of kleenax. I NEVER THOUGHT OF BACKSTORIES BACKSTORIES ALWAYS ARE SAD OMG NO
blacklist-cunt: no you aren’t you liars
carcaize: ellimuravei: dirrtyflowerchild: dropthebasslikeacid: Smoke up lil nigga this picture is actually so beautiful the comments are presh and the picture too and life this photo is so pretty

glorious-randomness:

anderlynn:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

this is 100% definitely what happened.

danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

lady-of-asgard:

iamtonysexual:

remember, kids.  ”pinnacles” is pronounced

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WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE